with Larra Jones and Jim Carey

6 Steps to Becoming the Perfect Husband

MightyMouse1I’ve learned a couple more things and have added to the list:

  1. Make her laugh.
  2. Remember her birthday. [May 12]
  3. Remember your anniversary. [December 22]
  4. Scrub the commode, no matter who soiled it.
  5. Make the bed. She’ll be silently grateful.
  6. Call her sweetie, honey pie, whatever… That way you’ll never call her by your ex’s name.

Do this and you can forget the name of her dog, the names of her parents, even her kid’s names, and all will still be well.

  • Jim
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