Today I had to meet, I mean, I was honored to meet Larra’s sisters, Priscilla and Marilyn, and Larra’s nephew, Colten. We went to Cockney King Restaurant, which was appropriate, hanging with these British chicks.
I played the part of the trophy husband quite well, though when I went outside after lunch to have a cigarette with Marilyn, she asked me, “Larraine lets you smoke?”
Yep, I faked the dutiful, devoted lover quite well.
Thank God Colten was there! Colton is a helicopter mechanic, and is interested in moving to Hawaii. At 27, he has a world of opportunity ahead of him. I spent most of the meal singing him the siren song of living on Maui, suggested employment opportunities to him, and offered to help him relocate to Hawaii if he so chose.
After lunch the girls bought a lottery ticket for a $50 million jackpot. So, hopefully, they’ll all be rich by this weekend and my ears will stop burning!